Sex Toys

So... I've been listening to Stern, and Bubba the Love Sponge all day...

Bubba is kinda cool too... I was just in a grocery store parking lot while he was playing a previous bit where he got this waitress from Bennigans to get off on the air while she recited the daily lunch specials. Pretty funny, and gave me a boner; meanwhile, all these little old ladies are walking by with groceries greeting their little sweater clad poodles...

damn... he just got another one to do it as well.... shit... why is this 'on air' orgasm shit so sexy? LOL... he's making her bark like a chihuahua. Now he's making her yell out "I'm going off the edge, Superman, save me, save me!" hahahaha, she's such a good sport.

Damn, that's sexy and funny. She's so friggin hot!

FFFFFFUUUUCCCCKKK! My stupid mother-in-law just called so I didn't get to hear the happy ending. GDMFucker... I'm never answering my phone again.

Why does all of this make me want to shop for sex toys? Is it some CIA programming for MK Ultra sex experiments? Have I been abducted by aliens?